Friday, May 1, 2009

FEAR!



Just to clarify, your chances of getting the Swine Flu are currently about 1 in 2,220,119. Also, every American who has gotten it has lived.

BUT MAKE SURE YOU PANIC!!!!!!

3 comments:

skippy said...

AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHH! Get me out of here!!!!

Just_Scott said...

So it's been here since 1976 and you can get it from looking at a person that has heard of it. All I want to know is if you (Alison) get it, will you give it to me??? giggity giggity (in my Quagmire voice)

Doug said...

Well to be completely factual isn't this a different strain? The jury is out on whether this is actually any worse than the common flu. It's looking like it is not.

How do you expect the media to avoid such great buzz words like "pandemic" and "swine flu"? Sensationalism at its best!