Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Grave Mistake



It was with a sudden wave of regret that Thomas "The Human Pretzel" Milesworth realized his mistake. If only he had spent those long years of practice and stretching exercises to contort his body in the OTHER direction, where a much more beneficial and "self-rewarding" position would have arisen.

2 comments:

John said...

What she doesn't mention is that Thomas got the last laugh; a scant nine years later, his efforts paid off when he found he was just able to eskimo kiss his taint for eight seconds at a time before fainting.

Stewart Moncure said...

As painful as that looks, keep in mind the long "trial-and-error" time it took to master that. There must have been mistakes, like for example, a day he was too bendy and his head went and got lodged in...
Well, let's just say it's a good thing for him that his roomie wasn't out partying that night.