My recent phone conversation with a Delta Airlines representative was frustrating me so much, that I actually had to say this line:
"Well, since I don't have a TIME MACHINE to do that, perhaps you could offer me a better solution."
Afterwards, my friend thought of an even better zinger:
"Well then, can you tell me if there are any available flights to Bombay? Because I'd like to come there and punch you in the face."