Saturday, December 27, 2008

My Parents

True story.

MY MOM: Speaking of lesbians liking men, Justin Timberlake was on Ellen, and she was ga-ga over him..

MY DAD: Who's Justin Timberlake?


RedoubtableUserName said...

An even truer story:

My Mom: By the way, your sister Ellen was complaining again that little Justin keeps taking pinking shears to his trousers and making skorts out of them.

My Dad: Who are you?

Me: That's mom, dad.

My Dad: Your mom's dead?

Me: What? No, she's sitting there prating.

My Dad: She's what? She's disintegrating? Please, young man, get me out of here. I can't stand the smell!

andrew said...

Hah! That was quite the transition.