Sunday, December 14, 2008

Holiday Parties: When to Get a Cab

MY FRIEND: I'm so fucked up.

ME: Scale of 1 to 10.

MY FRIEND: I'm an 11 and a half....(long pause)......and three quarters.

ME: You mean 12 and a quarter?


Andy said...

She's so messed up she can't even count. Or maybe she meant that she's messed up because she never caught on with the whole arithmetic thing.

ajgentile said...

Mensa fraction mathematics wins.