So, here's the deal. Other than Lost, I don't watch tv.
Ask me about any other show from the past 5 years, and I probably haven't even seen one episode. What can I say? I'm busy!
So, to treat myself for years of abstinence, I decided that I'm going to utterly commit myself to the CW's new 90210. Who's with me? As a kid, I was obsessed with the old one, so I'm pretty sure this one won't disappoint.
So yesterday, I let my brain be fried by the juicy happenings of West Beverly Hills High.
Here are some comparisons between the old 90210 and the new:
1- Blowjobs were a much bigger deal back in the 90s. Now, kids get them in the morning before class!
2- A pill popping issue could have sustained a whole episode back then. Now, it's just character development.
3- Am I the only one who wants to eff Mr. Matthews???
4- I liked it better when 27-year-olds were playing 16-year-olds. I mean, who wants to see real 16-year-olds?
5- I should start doing lots of Ecstasy, because it gives you adorable sleepy eyes and an impish grin.
6- Seriously. Who is this Mr. Matthews fella?
Please tell me I'm not the only one who watched this.