Thursday, June 5, 2008

Hummmmmmmmmers

My friend Sean
told me some great news.

I love when society acts like a Darwin-esque species, and even idiots have to evolve out of necessity.

Now if we can just eliminate emoticons, we're all set.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

While the Hummer brand being sold is a good thing, the factories closing is now. I know a couple people who work at the one in Janesville, WI that is closing.

And speaking of the Onion, I worked there back when it first started in Madison. Back when it actually was funny.

Anonymous said...

Hummers discontinued?!

I'll have to find a new way to signal that I compensate for the size of my penis...

Anonymous said...

buy a Chopper

Anonymous said...

Buy a Chopper. Over 45 mpg, a wicked "Green" means of showing compensation.

Chris Serico said...

Anonymous No. 1, if you're not laughing at The Onion these days, there's something wrong with you.

And now, my favorite all-time emoticon, guaranteed to confuse:

;(

Anonymous said...

would it kill Vh1 to show your legs/shoes on top 20 countdown? they're cramping my fapping style

Anonymous said...

crampimg while fapping? take a break man!

Holmes said...

I thought hummers helped ease the fapping cramps...oh well, thank goodness they are discontinued...