Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thanks Dave!

Just when I think I've seen all the rock shows I've needed to, my friend invites me to see him perform in this.

Camp Freddy is a rock conglomerate of your favorite musicians - from your favorite bands - who get together to play covers from your OTHER favorite bands.


I only wish I brought more panties to throw at the stage.

Next time, I will wear three pairs instead of two.

Friday, May 23, 2008

This Man is Living in 1823

Charity Auction

Go here to bid online for celebrity-donated items. Proceeds benefit a great organization called Clothes Off Our Back.

Search for "Becker" and bid on a Vh1 gift pack!

Seriously....please...can someone bid more than $40 for a t-shirt autographed by me? This is embarrassing....


(Auction ends May 29th.)

Don't Read Tabloids

I am on Page Six today!

Which, ironically, is on page 11.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


In case you have been living under a rock, you should know that there is serious shit going down in Burma/Myanmar.

A cruel dictatorship guilty of mass murder is now restricting aid to an area devastated by the recent cyclone. We can't even get real news about what is going on because no one can get in.

Please check out this website for videos from your favorite comedians/actors about the crisis and how you can help.

Our World

I have just been informed that this designer will be creating an outfit for my dog, who will then model it in a celebrity dog fashion show.

Did I mention I can't afford cable?

Monday, May 19, 2008


ME: I went on a date with a guy who is WAY too hot for me.


ME: He is so hot that every time I look at him, I just start to laugh. Way too good looking. Way out of my league.

JASON: Hilarious.

ME: Yes! He looks like a model. Why did he go out with me? I can't figure it out.

JASON: Hm...Are you sure this isn't a viral marketing campaign for the Sex and the City movie?

ME: Yup. That makes sense.


Have you seen Iron Man? I loved it. RD, Jr looks great.

I felt so cool when I knew to stay until the end of the credits for the extra scene.

And, I felt even cooler when I realized that it made no sense to me because I don't read enough comic books.