Sunday, February 17, 2008

Shut the F Up

QUESTION:
How many hours of hiccuping does it take for you to google the word "hiccups" worrying that it may be something more serious?

ANSWER:
About 9.

Yup. I've had the hiccups - off and on - for NINE HOURS now.

It stopped being cute at around hour 2.

9 comments:

walkinggrafitti said...

BOO!

Anonymous said...

You're one funny lady, Alison Becker.

Yikers said...

make sure you don't have pleurisy...

Nellie Ann said...

woah. it stops being cute for me after minute 12, roughly.

Kristen McCabe said...

I hate getting hiccups

what usually works for me is to focus on an object (for you, maybe a Bon Jovi poster) and take 3-4 slow breaths. They should disappear after that.

Anonymous said...

try snorting some cocaine.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Cocaine is my go-to hiccup fixer.

Keith said...

your cute in that hung over on a Saturday, chilling on the couch sort of way :)

Anonymous said...

my friends it is with great sadness that i report that we have lost ali to hiccups.