Monday, August 27, 2007

Me in Another Vid

Did this a couple of months ago.

Multimedia is fun!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Answering Your Obvious Question



YES, I met R. Kelly. NO, he didn't pee on me.

Oops

This is already a couple of months old, but I forgot to post it before.

Scroll down to watch me in the video.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Mom's Million Dollar Idea

I spoke with my mom yesterday.

When she asked me which celebrities I'd be interviewing for my Vh1 show, I told her a few names. Then, she said something which really encapsulated the amazing amount of work I've been putting into comedy and acting for the last 8 years of my life. After all that I've worked for, after all of the selfish hope for just a little reward, a little recognition, my 15 minutes....she really blew my mind with a million dollar idea when she said:

"Ali! That's great! You should start an autograph book!"

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

WTF?

This is an EMERGENCY SITUATION!!!!

We are running out of male actors!

This is ridiculous.

Productive Night

Stayed up until 2am last night watching this piece of brilliance at my friend's apartment. How did I not know about this movie??

Monday, August 20, 2007

Me on Conan

check it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWJEF5D30o

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Careoke!

Tonight, I'm hosting an event at Irving Plaza called "Careoke for the Kids." It's an event to raise money for The Valerie Fund, which helps kids with cancer. This is such a wonderful cause. Please support by donating what you can at:
http://www.thevaleriefund.org/

And, if you'd like to attend the event tonight, please email me asap at abecker99@hotmail.com. Tickets are $100 and there are only a handful left.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Overheard at the Office

I don't work in an office anymore, but today, I was in one.

Here are three real lines that I overheard:


1 - "I cannot even believe the fact that you just said that."


2 - "What the fuck am I supposed to do about this diversity training?"


3 - "I only talk in Spanish now."*



*This was said in English.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Non-Rich Person Dilemma

Rich people probably fly first class all of the time, so there's nothing special about it for them.

But, I rarely fly first class. So, when I do, I want to take advantage of every hot towel, every free glass of wine, and every smug look to the people in coach.

Unfortunately, I can get pretty motion sick on planes, so I tend to sleep. But, if I'm in first class, I'll miss everything!

This past week, I flew in first class, and I was wrestling with this dilemma. Is it better to sleep through luxury and miss the whole thing, or to risk being mildly nauseated while being pampered?

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Game for a Great Cause



I will be playing in a celebrity softball game to help fight autism. Please come out! August 25th in Coney Island. It will be a fun summer day, and the money raised supports a great cause.