Sorry, Dudes

I do not like to take showers with other people.

I like the IDEA of showering with someone else. It's wet and sexy and fun. But, I just can't do it.

First of all, showering for me is my alone time. My zone out time. And, even if I'm really into you, I don't want you in my alone time. Trust me; it will make me better when I am with you.

But, in all honesty, the real reason I can't shower with other people is that I like the water really, really, really hot. And, every boy with whom I've ever wanted to shower just can't take the heat.

Maybe I should stop dating wimps?

But, they're just so cute!

I Take Back My Last Post

This is the best thing I've seen online in a long time.

The Best Thing I've Seen Online in a Long Time

This is incredible.

My Mother Is a Twelve-Year-Old Latina Girl

She bedazzled her phone.

O, geez.

Just when I think I'm old enough to not get all emotional over a song....to not get teary-eyed over its dripping romance and sweetness.....to not play it over and over like I'm in the 7th grade...just when I thought I was past all that, a boy goes and makes a mix cd for me, and puts this song on it:
Swedish Girl by Lotus Child.

Oh, boy.

License to Drive

I need to explain my driver's license photo because everyone always comments on how stupid I look in it. Every time I get a new license, I want to recreate the photo from one of the best movies ever made, License to Drive. Corey Haim makes the best face in his picture. But, when you're at the DMV, they don't really want you to do an "open mouth" pose. Plus, there's a delay when the guy takes the photo. My strategy was to time it so that when the delay ended, I would make the Haim face for a split second, the photo would take, and I'd be golden. But, I mis-timed it, and I wound up with the face that happens the second after I made the Haim face...which is just an idiotic, eager, surprised smile. But, next time...I will totally nail it.

Owes Me One

I usually go to a female OBGYN, but yesterday, I went to a male for the first time.

But, I'm not used to this order of events: Dr. Dude looked at my hoo-ha, and then gave me a bill....I mean, isn't he supposed to buy me dinner first?

Or, at least a light beer?

Down to Earth

Really, Cole? You'd date a fan? That is SO cool. You're totes down to Earth! Only thing is, YOU'RE 8.

What's Your Handicap?

Something tells me this person was parked illegally.