Forgive the lack of snarky commentary, but this is just a straight-up public service announcement for 2 services I think you should know about. Plus, I'm fucking tired today and just spent 2 hours making sound-bytey jokes for a talking head show, so I'm all funnied out. In any case, you should know about this:
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and, also, this:
For dorks like me who love information and still secretly wish they had an Ab Psych or Philosophy class to attend, this is fantastic.