Sunday, February 18, 2007

Let's Make A Pact

Let's all make a pact to never, ever, ever use the term "eat a girl out" again.

It makes me want to vom.

There are so many available euphemisms: oral stimulation, going down on a chick, etc.

It's not a buffet; it's a vagina. And, let's be honest, if you use the term "eat you out" in an intimate situation, chances are someone will be asked to go home.

I realize, of course, that I used the very term that I despise in this blog post. But, I feel like it was a necessary sacrifice in order to institute the current ban on this phrase. So, from this moment forward, let's all agree never to use it again. Ever.

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