I'm once again in Los Angeles, the city where people drive 2 blocks to the gym and don't get jokes unless they come with an instruction manual. But, hey, the weather's great and everyone's got awesome tits!
Hi! I'm a comedian and an actor. You've seen me on Parks and Rec, ESPN's Mayne Street, and MTV's Boiling Points. I also used to be a VJ on VH1. I have a dog. I'm from New Jersey and I've met Bon Jovi twice. He is very handsome.